sarah

urieking:

my biggest secret is one time at a party i scared the shit out of everyone by chugging a whole bottle of vodka and everyone was scared as shit and just screaming at me to stop because i hadn’t  really drank that much before and when i was done since we all were so drunk they put me on their shoulders like a king and started chanting my name now everyone still to this day thinks im fucking hard ass bitch and everyone was shocked that i could take so much but its all a lie because i replaced it with water and that is my biggest secret.

(Source: burnedwic, via textpost-blog)

latteos:

iama3rd:

latteos:

My biggest fear is taking a screenshot of a convo and accidentally sending it to the same person 

All you have to do is say, “What did you mean when you said this?” In reference to the screenshot you accidentally sent. That way it looks like you sent it on purpose.

Reblog to save a life

(via textpost-blog)

sublime-supreme:

I think people need to be a little less concerned with me being on my phone in social gatherings and more concerned with why their conversations are neither entertaining nor intellectually stimulating

(Source: bey-gypt, via n0naddictive)

Doubt

• Scared of my own image: Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius,
• Scared of my own immaturity: Aries, Cancer, Sagittarius
• Scared of my own ceiling: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
• Scared I'll die of uncertainty: Gemini, Libra, Pisces

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

(via goat-named-voldemort)

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

dovahzuls:

tetris-cat:

My favorite internet phenomenon is when someone comments on a YouTube video with a really benign comment like “I love this song!” and then there are a bunch of hidden responses to that comment and then the last one isn’t hidden and it’s something like “you ignorant tool, I can’t believe anyone would even defend Eisenhower’s foreign policies, let alone compare them to political strategies of Napoleon. Take your asinine opinions elsewhere (and FYI, the Chinese DID invent noodles. idiot.)”

how did we get here

(Source: tetriscat, via goat-named-voldemort)

x-multiply:

Disappointed that Ed lost his Grammy
Disappointed that Bastille lost their Grammy
Disappointed that Haim lost their Grammy
Disappointed that Alt-J lost their Grammy
But hey, at least I can say that Iggy Azalea still doesn’t have a Grammy.

teamchaosprez:

• “Like” and “um” are filler words/sounds.
• Every language has them.
• Every person finds themselves saying them every once in a while.
• Their purpose is to let the speaker think and gather thoughts.
• Don’t ridicule people for saying like or um every few words.
• Don’t.
• Please.
• Just don’t.

(Source: amlielacrx-archived, via encourage)